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Phuck II Agrees to Terms, Stays in Philadelphia Tuesday, December 14th , 2049 Media analysts hailed Philadelphia's signing of Phuck II, one of Major League Baseball's brightest stars, as a pivotal move. While the deal is certain to raise a few eyebrows, Phuck II is expected to earn every bit of the $3,750,000 promised him over 1 year. Lifetime Phuck II has compiled a 19-23 record with a 4.56 ERA in 64 starts. |
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